but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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