sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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