I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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