you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
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