Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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