What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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