Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Randomize
