I feel like I'm in dance class right now
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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