oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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