We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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