your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He better not be in your backpack
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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