Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I love you.
Bad choice
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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