i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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