): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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