"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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