what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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