There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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