She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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