awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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