she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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