Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
