Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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