I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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