Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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