I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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