Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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