You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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