Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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