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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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