i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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