Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
im holly from the hills drunk
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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