The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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