I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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