How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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