Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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