no, he came in my armpit
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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