it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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