Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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