you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
it glows. i had to have it.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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