i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
It's never too late to be topless.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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