But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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