nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
