chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I need to calm my uterus...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
