Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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