if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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