..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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