Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
my sisters under your porch take her home
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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