I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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