Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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