Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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