Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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