i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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