my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
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