Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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