You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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